But, Ken Rosenthal wants to know why Tony La Russa didn't raise a big stink when he caught Kenny Rogers in the act of cheating.
That's because La Russa's integrity has been compromised by the way he has coddled bigger cheaters (literally and figuratively) over the years in the form of steroid abusers, Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire.
La Russa knew that his weak denials of any knowledge of steroids on his previous clubs have been met with guffaws and cynicism. He has a law degree and is skilled in the art of the "non-denial denial".
"Tony went out and said a couple of his players said the ball was acting funny, and they made Kenny wash his hands, and he washed his hands, and he came out the second inning and was pretty clean the rest of the way," Tigers manager Jim Leyland said.
"Pretty clean" — very funny, Jim.
But "pretty clean" is a relative term.
One Cardinals player said that reserve outfielder John Rodriguez showed him balls that were discolored.
"I can't comment on that," Rodriguez said. "Tony's not talking about it. I'm definitely not talking about it."
Did La Russa institute a gag order?
"You listen to your boss?" Rodriguez asked.
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